the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
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