We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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