he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
So it's my mom's birthday and I wanted to be super cheap and just walk up to her and say "I got you the greatest gift ever, mom! I'm actually sober right now!".
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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