so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
two words: eviction party
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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