Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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