the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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