you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
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