Dude I got a text from you at 1:30 last night and you didn't use any vowels
Haha, I didn't want to buy any... we're in a recession you know
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
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