Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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