Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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