I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
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