Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
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