i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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