it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
I am watching Grease 2 and properly learning how to apply a condom to a banana. This is a sign from God that this is the closest I will ever get to having the need for one.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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