exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.
we made out on top of his cat.
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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