I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
I gave my ex the dutch oven last night. How was your night?
last night i was so high that when a homeless person asked me for a dollar, i responded: dolla dolla bill ya'll.
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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