sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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