Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
Just zoned back in to real life and found myself chanting "noodle eater noodle eater noodle eater" at my parrot as he devoured a single macaroni
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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