STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
come over after work tomorrow, liz and i will make all of your wildest dreams come true. so long as your wildest dreams involve drinking champagne at my house with two girls who won't have sex with you.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
Randomize
