i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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