I'm going to rape someone's good day.
I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
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