My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
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