when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
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