I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
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