Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
Im crossing my legs while on the toilet. It's like I'm unconsciously thinking "if im going to barf and shit at the same time, Im at least going to do it LIKE A LADY"
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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