i think i have herpe
just one?
Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
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