hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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