i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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