Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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