Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
Randomize