He is such a slut. More and more my type.
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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