What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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