If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
I think I sprained my soul last night
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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