I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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