She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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