U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
MIDGETS
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See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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