ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
You need to be on (or possibly create) the international emoji committee to address all of these glaring oversights
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