You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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