did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
The police scanner is talking about you again....
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
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