Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
Today's forecast: A sex tornado warning has been issued in your area. Counties affected include your bed, your shower, or your couch. This warning is in effect until further notice. Signs of a sex tornado include: your girlfriend coming up with a huge analogy to inform you that she's ungodly horny today.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
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