Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
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