So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
50% drunk capacity currently
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
Randomize
