In the future we'll all be gay
Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I am puke
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
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