it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
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