According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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