And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
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