you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
Randomize
