so that wasnt chicken after all
I'd rather watch my mom take a shit while reading the sunday new york times than watch mama mia .
that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
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