i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
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I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
I'm drunk from drinking bourbon out of a "cupcake sippy cup" at the Denny's bar. What the fuck happened to the goals I had?
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
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