My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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