bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
I don't know man, I woke up and shes here acting like she knows me, wearing my clothes, and scrambling eggs in my kitchen. I don't know her.
You were drinking with me last night, I warned you.
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
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