does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Randomize
