dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
My vagina is officially offended.
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
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