I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
Randomize